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Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. our deviantly corrupt “adult jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist.
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Kinky-er Key West Cream Pie
wet your whistle & pucker up! do you prefer to differ from the norms of society? if so, embrace our interpretation of a key lime “cream” pie! light, airy & silky smooth within….. while ‘blossoming’ on both sides. this tart lime cream cloud gets laid on top of a bed of brown sugar orange blossom shortbread cookie. heightened with a tickle of a key lime ‘koolie’ that will make you pucker up! (chef dani’s mom used to refer to she and her brothers “bootie” as their “koolie” - the real term for the sauce is ‘coulis’.)
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Italian Stallion
This well-endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse and a stroke of cinnamon. a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. a chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package.
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Caress My Carrot
embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and pecans deep within. being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (made with a gluten free flour, however we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).
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Cookie Nookie Pie
you’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie. imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie while canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.
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Morning After
you'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our chocolate and brie grilled cheese sandwich. homestyle buttered up bread kiss cinnamon sugar and toast to a perfect golden brown. danish brie cheese & dark belgian chocolate finish things off. need to cool off after this? just swallow our strawberry champagne soup guaranteed to come on the side. (the name was inspired when recognized by restaurant hospitality magazine in the breakfast category "best sandwich in america" contest).
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Fever
smooth. soft. supple. a warm airy chocolate cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls.
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Double Stuffed
can you handle this double stuffed oreo bread pudding?! traditional white texas toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. stuffed deep inside you’ll feel the vibration of those oreo cookies. if you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made cheesecake ice cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........
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Perfect Partner
two chilly vanilla bean balls squirted with callebaut white chocolate
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Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of red delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "on top"….. a salted graham cracker crumble (aka "krack" - it tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with vanilla bean balls, cinnamon & caramel. (mom's family recipe)
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Banana Bazooka
Sink your Smacker into this layered “crepe-like” tortilla torte. Big banging Banana hunks, a tickle of Caramel and a tease of Cinnamon bumping around with Callebaut White Chocolate ganache embraced in mildly sweet and sour cream. Topped with a tart brown sugar icing and a Heath Bar Crunch.
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Man Flowers
tall, dark, and handsome. this moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. after he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. you’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted irish cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art & caramel.
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Naughty By Nature
pure and innocent is what she may be on the outside but take one sultry swallow and your instincts will bring you to the naughty side. the allure of her voluptuous strawberry bosoms, ignite the passion fruit behind. inserted ever so coyly are layers deep of vanilla bean cake with a tart temptress of lime zest. she’s a sweet & sassy natural beauty from the inside, that will leave you lusting after her. don’t be a voyeur, be bold.
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Blueberry Birthday Suit
welcome to the world, blueberry dream! sweet & savory cinnamon sugar buttered up frenchie toast meets a sexy belgian white chocolate, jazzy & fresh blueberry and brie cheesy kind of mate. they get warm and cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and procreate a spiked blueberry compote in their state of complete bliss. a blanket of strawberry champagne soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.
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‘Hot Sex’ in Savannah!
Your wildest fantasies have come true! Georgia Peaches have gotten frisky with a little Bourbon, Pecans & Roasted Habanero to Reproduce a Smokin’ good time. As if you weren’t already having a ball, we’ve added a friend for you to flirt with...... a tickle of our house-made Bacon ice cream.
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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake
Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy.
Rimmed Wine
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Sex Appeal
Sparkling Moscato from Italy in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass dressed with red sugar.
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Choco-Port
Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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G-Spot
Infamous Gold 100% Cabernet Blanc. Vivacious and Fresh with a Blossoming Bouquet of Exotic and Spicy Fruit. A Swallow of Sweet Spices Tickle the Tongue with Grapefruit, Vanilla and Cinnamon. Hits the Spot Rimmed in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass
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Lickin' Love
Glass of Pinot Noir covered in Belgian dark chocolate and a dribble of white chocolate.
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Klimax
Banfi's Rosa Regale Sparkling Red Wine in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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Berry Naughty
A glass of Biutiful Malbec in a Semi Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass, topped with Raspberry Sugar.
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Original “Choco-Cab”
Cabernet Sauvignon in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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French Kiss
Ayala Champagne in a caramel covered wine glass and topped with bruleed sugar.
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The Exhibitionist
This Bourbon Barrel-Aged Red Blend is Dark and Rich and attracts attention in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass. A Complex and Toasty blend of Merlot, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel.
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Tickler
Glass of Luc Belaire Sparkling Rose served in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
Cocktails & Shots
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“Money” Shot
House-made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top.
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“Lucky” Shot
House-made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
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Love Potion 69
It Doesn’t Matter if It’s Day or Night, This Potion will make you want to kiss everything in Sight! Smoochie, Smoochie! Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a Blend of Silky Sweet Almond infused Vodka, Vanilla Bean and Honey. Mounted with Our Housemade Whipped Cream.
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Slip Inside
All real, all made in house. Served chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, and house made coffee licker. Want to Lick & Sip?
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Hand Crafted Lickers
Available on the rocks or straight up. Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker , Coffee Licker or Irish Cream Licker Want to Lick & Sip?
Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker
Coffee Licker
Irish Cream Licker
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Minty Moaner
Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. DeKuyper Crème de Menthe. Dark Chocolate Rim.
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The Old One-Two
A name inspired by the love our owners share and a drink that is a Classic with our own unique twist. This Old Fashioned begins with equality in a marriage of Four Roses Small Batch Bourbon and Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Bourbon Whiskey. Shares a kiss of Madagascar Vanilla and Orange Blossom. Then continues to copulate with amaro Fernet-Branca, a Filthy® Cherry with the Stem & Sphere Ice Cube.
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My Hubby's Nutz !*%#
Our version of a Pecan Pie Moonshine. This cocktail is sure to drive you crazy (the good way)! A powerful team of Oakheart Spiced Rum, Select Club Pecan Praline Whiskey, Maple and Pecans fool around in the dark to reproduce this beautiful moon baby. Rimmed in a blend of Cinnamon, Brown Sugar and Pecans.
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Hanky Panky
Hendrick’s Botanical Gin. Martini & Rossi Sweet Vermouth. Fernet-Branca. Half Rimmed in cinnamon-sugar-nutmeg blend.
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The Casanova
Chocolate Vodka. Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur. DeKuyper Creme de Cocoa. House made Coffee Licker. Coffee Ice Cube.
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Midnight Vixen
Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Whiskey. Filthy Cherry. Lovo Prosecco.
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Tingley-Tini
Our house made peach liquor & sparkling wine poured over a drunken peach. Finished with edible gold dust! (Our peach liquor is made with 360 Vodka and is Penetrated for one month)
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Peanut-Tration
Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey paired with a white chocolate half rim elevates this spirit to a Sophisticated-Sexy cocktail experience. Chopped peanuts add texture and curiosity to the combo for an enhanced buttery euphoria.
Coffee
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All Nighter
Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
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Late Night Rendezvous
You’ve Already Arrived here at Our Romantic Meeting Place, Why Not Make it Last a Bit Longer Tonight?! (It will be Our Little Secret!) Enjoy Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker Alongside and Then Inside our Warm Voluptuous Coffee Rimmed in Your Choice of: Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate or Caramel (Make it Extra Sweet by Choosing White Chocolate on the Rim).
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Cream in My Coffee
Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
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Choco Coffee
Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel, white chocolate, dark chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
Rimmed Beer
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Gyration
Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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Milf Shake
The Temptress Milk Stout poured over Vanilla Bean Ice Cream in a beer glass rimmed with Callebaut White Chocolate and topped with Malted Milk Balls.
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Vanilla Vibration
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale... oh so creamy. Served in a White chocolate rimmed beer glass and topped with Bruleed Sugar.
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Savannah's Afternoon Delight
Coastal Empire’s Southern Delight Praline Amber. Caramel Rim. Dipped in a blend of pecan-cinnamon-brown sugar.
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Man Candy
Strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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Dream Box
Delirium Red – Abv 8% Belgian Ale. Cherry & Elderberry. Rimmed in White Chocolate with Raspberry Sugar Rim. Sour Cherries, Juicy Raspberries, a Touch of Banana and Almonds. Deep Dark Red Color, with A Light Pink, Compact and Lacing Head. Soft Fruity Aroma, with Hints of Almond and Mildly Sour Cherries. Sweet and Fruity, with A Nice Balance Between Sweet and Sour. an Excellent Dessert Beer.
For Virgins
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Koochie Koochie Kola
Q Spectacular Kola in a champagne flute rimmed with caramel and topped with cinnamon sugar and nutmeg.
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Goo Goo
Q Spectacular Ginger Ale served in caramel rimmed flute.
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Chocomilk
Chocolate rimmed & filled glass.
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Jones Soda
Root Beer and Cream Soda.
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Sexy Soda Float
Q Kola, Q Ginger Ale or Cream Soda with ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle.
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Rollover Rootbeer Float
Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
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Saratoga Water 12 oz
Your choice of Still or Sparkling water.
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Two Leaves and A Bud
Hot Tea by Two Leaves, Experience Tea the way it's Enjoyed in the Gardens. Organic Black Tea (Caffeinated) or Herbal Tea (Non Caffeinated).
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Q Sodas
Q Sodas
Q Ginger Ale & Q Cola
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Hot Tea
Hot Tea by Tazo, Experience Tea the way it's Enjoyed in the Gardens. Caffeinated or Non Caffeinated.
Spirits
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Four Roses, Small Batch (90 proof)
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: The nose is mellow spice, rich fruit, hints of sweet oak & caramel. The palate is mellow, ripened red berries, dried spice, well-balanced, rich. The finish is soft, smooth & pleasantly long.
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Sexton, Irish Whiskey
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Cream Soda
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: The nose is at first honeyed malt, nuts and dark chocolate followed by marzipan, all spice and fruits. The palate is clean and mellow honey malt and then the taste complexity reveals itself – rich, dried spices, nuts and sweet oils. The finish is a pleasant gentle wood with honey sweetness fading slowly
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Hendrick's, Gin
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose & cucumber imbue our spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.
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360 Vodka
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Q Tonic
Tasting Notes: A green vodka. Made from grains grown in Kansas and Missouri using a column distillation, which consumes 200% less energy than the traditional pot still method. All of the packaging comes from recycled material. 4 times distilled for ultimate smoothness and a crisp, clean taste.
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360 Chocolate Vodka
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer (4) of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Q Tonic
Tasting Notes: Made with four times distilled, five times filtered vodka. Sweet white chocolate and rich dark chocolate are paired to create rich sweet flavors.
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Oakheart Spiced Rum
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Q Tonic
Tasting Notes: Smoky and sweet, the Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum is a boldly flavored dark rum brimming with holiday flavors. The Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum is aged for a minimum of one year in charred American oak barrels to give the blend an inherent smokiness. Every sip of the Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum is guaranteed to be more satisfying than the last, especially when shared with your closest friends.
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MAAL, "Biutiful" Malbec
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Pine Ridge, "Chenin Blanc Viognier"
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Michael David, "Freakshow" Cabernet Sauvignon
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Hess Select Pinot Noir
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Banfi, "Rosa Regale" NV
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Ayala, "Brut Majeur" Champagne
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Lovo NV Prosecco
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Taylor Fladgate, "10 Year Old Tawny" NV
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Taylor Fladgate, "20 Year Old Tawny" NV
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Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro
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Sam Smith Organic Strawberry Ale
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Sam Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
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Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Ale
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Delirium Red Belgian Ale