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Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. our deviantly corrupt “adult jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist.
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Kinky-er Key West Cream Pie
wet your whistle & pucker up! do you prefer to differ from the norms of society? if so, embrace our interpretation of a key lime “cream” pie! light, airy & silky smooth within….. while ‘blossoming’ on both sides. this tart lime cream cloud gets laid on top of a bed of brown sugar orange blossom shortbread cookie. heightened with a tickle of a key lime ‘koolie’ that will make you pucker up! (chef dani’s mom used to refer to she and her brothers “bootie” as their “koolie” - the real term for the sauce is ‘coulis’.)
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Italian Stallion
This well-endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse and a stroke of cinnamon. a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. a chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package.
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Caress My Carrot
embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and pecans deep within. being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (made with a gluten free flour, however we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).
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Cookie Nookie Pie
you’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie. imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie while canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.
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Morning After
you'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our chocolate and brie grilled cheese sandwich. homestyle buttered up bread kiss cinnamon sugar and toast to a perfect golden brown. danish brie cheese & dark belgian chocolate finish things off. need to cool off after this? just swallow our strawberry champagne soup guaranteed to come on the side. (the name was inspired when recognized by restaurant hospitality magazine in the breakfast category "best sandwich in america" contest).
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Fever
smooth. soft. supple. a warm airy chocolate cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls.
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Double Stuffed
can you handle this double stuffed oreo bread pudding?! traditional white texas toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. stuffed deep inside you’ll feel the vibration of those oreo cookies. if you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made cheesecake ice cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........
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Perfect Partner
two chilly vanilla bean balls squirted with callebaut white chocolate
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Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of red delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "on top"….. a salted graham cracker crumble (aka "krack" - it tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with vanilla bean balls, cinnamon & caramel. (mom's family recipe)
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Man Flowers
tall, dark, and handsome. this moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. after he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. you’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted irish cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art & caramel.
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Naughty By Nature
pure and innocent is what she may be on the outside but take one sultry swallow and your instincts will bring you to the naughty side. the allure of her voluptuous strawberry bosoms, ignite the passion fruit behind. inserted ever so coyly are layers deep of vanilla bean cake with a tart temptress of lime zest. she’s a sweet & sassy natural beauty from the inside, that will leave you lusting after her. don’t be a voyeur, be bold.
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Blueberry Birthday Suit
welcome to the world, blueberry dream! sweet & savory cinnamon sugar buttered up frenchie toast meets a sexy belgian white chocolate, jazzy & fresh blueberry and brie cheesy kind of mate. they get warm and cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and procreate a spiked blueberry compote in their state of complete bliss. a blanket of strawberry champagne soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.
Rimmed Wine
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Sex Appeal
Sparkling Moscato from Italy in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass dressed with red sugar.
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Choco-Port
Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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G-Spot
Infamous Gold 100% Cabernet Blanc. Vivacious and Fresh with a Blossoming Bouquet of Exotic and Spicy Fruit. A Swallow of Sweet Spices Tickle the Tongue with Grapefruit, Vanilla and Cinnamon. Hits the Spot Rimmed in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass
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Lickin' Love
Glass of Pinot Noir covered in Belgian dark chocolate and a dribble of white chocolate.
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Klimax
Banfi's Rosa Regale Sparkling Red Wine in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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Berry Naughty
A glass of Biutiful Malbec in a Semi Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass, topped with Raspberry Sugar.
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Original “Choco-Cab”
Cabernet Sauvignon in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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French Kiss
Ayala Champagne in a caramel covered wine glass and topped with bruleed sugar.
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The Exhibitionist
This Bourbon Barrel-Aged Red Blend is Dark and Rich and attracts attention in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass. A Complex and Toasty blend of Merlot, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel.
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French Kiss Affair
The Symbol of Pure Romance….. A Bottle of Ayala French Champagne presented Table Side with a Pair of Soft and Sultry Caramel Rimmed wine glasses dipped in Bruleed Sugar. Lick. Sip. Love. Ayala Champagne BRUT MAJEUR Wine Spectator Top 100 of 2011 The epitome of an elegant non-vintage brut from France. Made from the finest Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Pinot Meunier grapes, Fresh & Elegant. Light gold, abundant fine bubbles. Delicate, unveiling notes of citrus, flowers and white fruits. Long finish.
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Tickler
Glass of Luc Belaire Sparkling Rose served in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
Cocktails & Shots
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“Money” Shot
House-made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top.
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“Lucky” Shot
House-made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
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Love Potion 69
It Doesn’t Matter if It’s Day or Night, This Potion will make you want to kiss everything in Sight! Smoochie, Smoochie! Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a Blend of Silky Sweet Almond infused Vodka, Vanilla Bean and Honey. Mounted with Our Housemade Whipped Cream.
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Slip Inside
All real, all made in house. Served chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, and house made coffee licker. Want to Lick & Sip?
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Hand Crafted Lickers
Available on the rocks or straight up. Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker, Coffee Licker or Irish Cream Licker Want to Lick & Sip?
Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker
Coffee Licker
Irish Cream Licker
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Minty Moaner
Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. DeKuyper Crème de Menthe. Dark Chocolate Rim.
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The Old One-Two
A name inspired by the love our owners share and a drink that is a Classic with our own unique twist. This Old Fashioned begins with equality in a marriage of Four Roses Small Batch Bourbon and Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Bourbon Whiskey. Shares a kiss of Madagascar Vanilla and Orange Blossom. Then continues to copulate with amaro Fernet-Branca, a Filthy® Cherry with the Stem & Sphere Ice Cube.
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My Hubby's Nutz 2.0
Our version of a Pecan Pie Moonshine. This cocktail is sure to drive you crazy (the good way)! A powerful team of Oakheart Spiced Rum, Select Club Pecan Praline Whiskey, Maple and Pecans fool around in the dark to reproduce this beautiful moon baby. Rimmed in a blend of Cinnamon, Brown Sugar and Pecans.
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Hanky Panky
Hendrick’s Botanical Gin. Martini & Rossi Sweet Vermouth. Fernet-Branca. Half Rimmed in cinnamon-sugar-nutmeg blend.
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The Casanova
360 Double Chocolate Vodka. Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur. DeKuyper Creme de Cocoa. House made Coffee Licker. Coffee Ice Cube.
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Midnight Vixen
Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Whiskey. Filthy Cherry. Lovo Prosecco.
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Peanut-Tration
Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey paired with a white chocolate half rim elevates this spirit to a Sophisticated-Sexy cocktail experience. Chopped peanuts add texture and curiosity to the combo for an enhanced buttery euphoria.
Coffee
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All Nighter
Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
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Late Night Rendezvous
You’ve Already Arrived here at Our Romantic Meeting Place, Why Not Make it Last a Bit Longer Tonight?! (It will be Our Little Secret!) Enjoy Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker Alongside and Then Inside our Warm Voluptuous Coffee Rimmed in Your Choice of: Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate or Caramel (Make it Extra Sweet by Choosing White Chocolate on the Rim).
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Cream in My Coffee
Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
Rimmed Beer
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Gyration 18.7 oz
Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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Milf Shake
Left Hand Milk Stout poured over Vanilla bean ice cream in a glass covered in white chocolate and topped with Malted milk balls.
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Vanilla Vibration
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale... oh so creamy. Served in a White chocolate rimmed beer glass and topped with Bruleed Sugar.
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Banana Hammock
Wells Banana Bread Beer in a Caramel Rimmed Glass.
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Man Candy 18.7 Oz
Strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
For Virgins
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Koochie Koochie Kola
Q Spectacular Kola in a champagne flute rimmed with caramel and topped with cinnamon sugar and nutmeg.
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Goo Goo
Q Spectacular Ginger Ale served in caramel rimmed flute.
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Choco Coffee
Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel, white chocolate, dark chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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Chocomilk
Chocolate rimmed & filled glass.
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Sexy Soda Float
Q Kola, Q Ginger Ale or Cream Soda with ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle.
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Jones Soda
Root Beer and Cream Soda.
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Rollover Rootbeer Float
Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
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Acqua Panna Natural Spring Water
Acqua Panna Natural Spring Water is filtered slowly, drop by drop through the sun-drenched hills of Tuscany for an unmistakable taste since 1564. The special mineral balance of Acqua Panna bottled water offers a distinct taste that makes it perfect for pairing with your food and wine, harmonizing and elevating each dining experience. An established leader in fine dining, Acqua Panna water is served in the best restaurants the world over and now can be savored at home. The stylish water bottle design is convenient to bring with you whenever you are on the go. Acqua Panna is truly a water worth savoring.
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San Pellegrino Sparkling Water
S.Pellegrino’s premium green glass bottle, with its “Vichy” silhouette, boasts an elegant shape. Traditional but timeless, S.Pellegrino’s premium glass bottles are used in the best restaurants, hotels and café around the world.
Spirits
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Naked Grouse, Single Malt Scotch
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: The nose is smooth and oily with notes of cherry compote, buttered granary toast, malt, custard and peach. The palate is sherried and thick with notes of sultanas, sticky toffee pudding, raspberry jam, Victoria sponge, custard and crème caramel. The finish is medium, with notes of cocoa, oak and just a soupcon of smoke on the very tail.
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Four Roses, Small Batch (90 proof)
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: The nose is mellow spice, rich fruit, hints of sweet oak & caramel. The palate is mellow, ripened red berries, dried spice, well-balanced, rich. The finish is soft, smooth & pleasantly long.
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Sexton, Irish Whiskey
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Cream Soda
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: The nose is at first honeyed malt, nuts and dark chocolate followed by marzipan, all spice and fruits. The palate is clean and mellow honey malt and then the taste complexity reveals itself – rich, dried spices, nuts and sweet oils. The finish is a pleasant gentle wood with honey sweetness fading slowly
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Hendrick's, Gin
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose & cucumber imbue our spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.
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360 Chocolate Vodka
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer (4) of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: Made with four times distilled, five times filtered vodka. Sweet white chocolate and rich dark chocolate are paired to create rich sweet flavors.
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Oakheart Spiced Rum
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
The world's number one bourbon. Jim Beam was founded in 1795 and has been operated by one family for seven generations. We've always created bourbon our way, aging it twice as long as the law requires.
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Jim Beam
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
The world's number one bourbon. Jim Beam was founded in 1795 and has been operated by one family for seven generations. We've always created bourbon our way, aging it twice as long as the law requires.
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Hennessy X.O. 1.5 oz
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Tasting Notes: A powerful Cognac, harmonious and elegant. Fragrant and generous scents of crystallized fruit, oak, spices, and emanations of old leather. Lovely long aftertaste of cinnamon and vanilla. Blended from specially selected Cognacs aged up to 70 years.
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Whistle Pig 12 Year Old Cask Finish Rye Bespoke Blend
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Jones Cream Soda
Jones Rootbeer
Saratoga Sparkling Water
Blend of 3 different Whistle Pig Whiskey Finishes. One finished in Sauternes casks, one in madeira casks, and one finished in Port casks. The boldness and character of a quintessential rye, with the elegance and grace of a well-aged Scotch.
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Luc Belaire Sparkling Rosé
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Banfi, "Rosa Regale" NV
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Lovo NV Prosecco
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Michael David, "Freakshow" Cabernet Sauvignon
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Ayala, "Brut Majeur" Champagne
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La Perlina NV Moscato
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Infamous Gold Cabernet Blanc
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Hess Select Pinot Noir
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Cask & Barrel Rackhouse Red Blend
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Duckhorn Sauvignon Blanc
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Decoy Chardonnay
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Austin Eastsiders Texas Honey Cider (Can)
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Temptress Imperial Milk Stout (Bottle)
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Wells Banana Bread 11.2 oz
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Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA 12 oz
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Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Ale
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Sam Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
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Sam Smith Organic Chocolate Stout 18.7 oz
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Sam Smith Organic Strawberry Ale 18.7 oz
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New Belgium, Voodoo Ranger
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Lakewood, Temptress Peanut Butter