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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

Rich. Smooth. Airy... Just how we like our men.
Vanilla Bean Cheesecake. Sugar Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Caramel Saucy.
Cookie Nookie Pie

Intense Sweetie Pie. Chocolate Chip and Pecan Cookie filling wrapped in a Flakey Pie Crust. Vanilla Bean Ball. Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate
Banana Bazooka

Big bangin’ Banana Hunks. Caramel. Cinnamon. Callebaut White Chocolate Ganache. Embraced in “crepe-like” tortilla torte.
Blueberry Birthday Suit

Buttered up Frenchy toast. Belgian White Chocolate. Spiked Blueberry Compote and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
Man Flowers

Tall. Dark. Handsome. Proud and Erect Chocolate Stout Cake. Tart Dark Chocolate Frosting. Chocolate Stout Ganache. Irish Cream Ice Cream. Salted Caramel.
Tongue Bath Truffle

Gluten Free | Dense and Rich Belgian Chocolate Truffle Wedgies. Raspberry Sorbet.
Threesome

Fluffed Up Profiterole. Simultaneously Engage with Dark, White & Milk Chocolate Crispearls, Cheesecake Ice Cream and Salted Caramel.

Double Stuffed

Oreo Bread Pudding. Sweet White Chocolate. Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Cheesecake Ice Cream.
Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake

Double Chocolate Cookie Dough Bottom. Red Velvet Cheesecake Mounted with Cream Cheese Frosting.
Italian Stallion

Espresso. Ladyfingers. Amaretto Cream Cheese Mousse. Firm chocolate shortbread bottom. Chocolate Whipped Topping Completes his Package.
Missionary Crisp

Red Delicious ‘skin-on’ apples. Buttery cake-like layer "On Top”. Salted Graham Cracker. Vanilla Bean Balls. Caramel.
The Morning After

Danish Brie Cheese. Dark Belgian Chocolate. Wake up with Cinnamon Sugar. Grilled. Strawberry Champagne Soup.
Peanut Butter Perversion

Deviantly Corrupt Peanut Butter Silk Pie. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Salted Peanut Chocolate Bark. Adult Jelly.
The Fever

Full Bodied. Chocolate Cake-Like Brownie. Oozing warm Chocolate Pudding. Vanilla Bean Balls.
This is a sample of our regular favorites. Subject to availability. To-go options will be limited based on volume.

The Original "Choco-Cab”™

Cabernet Sauvignon in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass.
Lickin’ Love

Pinot Noir covered in Belgian Dark Chocolate and Drizzled in White Chocolate.
Berry Naughty

Malbec in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass. Topped with Raspberry Sugar.
Yum Yum

Red Blend in a Belgian Dark Chocolate Rimmed Wine Glass.
Choco-Port

Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a Semi-Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass.
Sex Appeal

Sparkling White Moscato in a Red Sugar and White Chocolate Rimmed Glass.
The Klimax

Banfi’s Rosa Regale Sparkling Red Wine in a White Chocolate Rimmed Glass.
Caramel Over Me

Sweet White Moscato in a caramel dipped wine Glass.
Kiss Me Katie

Ayala Champagne is a Caramel Brulee’d Rimmed Wine Glass.
French Kiss

Champagne Covered in Caramel and Bruleed Sugar.
Love Potion '69'

Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker. Topped with Whipped Cream.

Money Shot

Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. Topped with Whipped Cream or Lube.
Lucky Shot

Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. Topped with Whipped Cream or Lube.
Gang Bang

A Four-Way of Candy Inspired Shooters. Honey Bunny. Fiery Fornicator. Cotton Panties. Key Lime Krack.
Slip Inside

Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker, Coffee Licker, and Vodka. In a Chocolate swirled Glass.
Late Night Rendezvous

Coffee, Side of our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker, Rimmed Coffee Glass in Chocolate or Caramel.
All-Nighter

Coffee, Side of Our Chef-crafted Coffee Licker, Rimmed Coffee Glass in Chocolate or Caramel.
Crème in My Coffee

Coffee. Side of our Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. Rimmed Coffee Glass in Chocolate or Caramel.
Man Candy

Strawberry Ale in a Dark Chocolate Beer Glass with White Chocolate Drizzle.
Gyration

Chocolate Stout Beer. Dark Chocolate Rim.

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