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Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. our deviantly corrupt “adult jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist.
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Kinky-er Key West Cream Pie
wet your whistle & pucker up! do you prefer to differ from the norms of society? if so, embrace our interpretation of a key lime “cream” pie! light, airy & silky smooth within….. while ‘blossoming’ on both sides. this tart lime cream cloud gets laid on top of a bed of brown sugar orange blossom shortbread cookie. heightened with a tickle of a key lime ‘koolie’ that will make you pucker up! (chef dani’s mom used to refer to she and her brothers “bootie” as their “koolie” - the real term for the sauce is ‘coulis’.)
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Banana Bazooka
Sink your Smacker into this layered “crepe-like” tortilla torte. Big banging Banana hunks, a tickle of Caramel and a tease of Cinnamon bumping around with Callebaut White Chocolate ganache embraced in mildly sweet and sour cream. Topped with a tart brown sugar icing and a Heath Bar Crunch.
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Italian Stallion
This well-endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse and a stroke of cinnamon. a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. a chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package.
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Caress My Carrot
embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and pecans deep within. being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (made with a gluten free flour, however we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).
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Cookie Nookie Pie
you’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie. imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie while canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.
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Morning After
you'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our chocolate and brie grilled cheese sandwich. homestyle buttered up bread kiss cinnamon sugar and toast to a perfect golden brown. danish brie cheese & dark belgian chocolate finish things off. need to cool off after this? just swallow our strawberry champagne soup guaranteed to come on the side. (the name was inspired when recognized by restaurant hospitality magazine in the breakfast category "best sandwich in america" contest).
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Fever
smooth. soft. supple. a warm airy chocolate cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. rubbing up against cool white vanilla bean balls.
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Double Stuffed
can you handle this double stuffed oreo bread pudding?! traditional white texas toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. stuffed deep inside you’ll feel the vibration of those oreo cookies. if you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made cheesecake ice cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........
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Perfect Partner
two chilly vanilla bean balls squirted with callebaut white chocolate
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Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of red delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "on top"….. a salted graham cracker crumble (aka "krack" - it tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with vanilla bean balls, cinnamon & caramel. (mom's family recipe)
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Man Flowers
tall, dark, and handsome. this moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. after he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. you’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted irish cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art & caramel.
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Naughty By Nature
pure and innocent is what she may be on the outside but take one sultry swallow and your instincts will bring you to the naughty side. the allure of her voluptuous strawberry bosoms, ignite the passion fruit behind. inserted ever so coyly are layers deep of vanilla bean cake with a tart temptress of lime zest. she’s a sweet & sassy natural beauty from the inside, that will leave you lusting after her. don’t be a voyeur, be bold.
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Blueberry Birthday Suit
welcome to the world, blueberry dream! sweet & savory cinnamon sugar buttered up frenchie toast meets a sexy belgian white chocolate, jazzy & fresh blueberry and brie cheesy kind of mate. they get warm and cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and procreate a spiked blueberry compote in their state of complete bliss. a blanket of strawberry champagne soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.
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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake
Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy.
Rimmed Wine
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French Kiss Affair
The Symbol of Pure Romance….. A Bottle of Ayala French Champagne presented Table Side with a Pair of Soft and Sultry Caramel Rimmed wine glasses dipped in Bruleed Sugar. Lick. Sip. Love. Ayala Champagne BRUT MAJEUR Wine Spectator Top 100 of 2011 The epitome of an elegant non-vintage brut from France. Made from the finest Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Pinot Meunier grapes, Fresh & Elegant. Light gold, abundant fine bubbles. Delicate, unveiling notes of citrus, flowers and white fruits. Long finish.
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Sex Appeal
Sparkling Moscato from Italy in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass dressed with red sugar.
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Choco-Port
Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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G-Spot
Infamous Gold 100% Cabernet Blanc. Vivacious and Fresh with a Blossoming Bouquet of Exotic and Spicy Fruit. A Swallow of Sweet Spices Tickle the Tongue with Grapefruit, Vanilla and Cinnamon. Hits the Spot Rimmed in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass
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Lickin' Love
Glass of Pinot Noir covered in Belgian dark chocolate and a dribble of white chocolate.
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The Exhibitionist
This Bourbon Barrel-Aged Red Blend is Dark and Rich and attracts attention in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass. A Complex and Toasty blend of Merlot, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel.
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Klimax
Banfi's Rosa Regale Sparkling Red Wine in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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Berry Naughty
A glass of Biutiful Malbec in a Semi Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass, topped with Raspberry Sugar.
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Original “Choco-Cab”
Cabernet Sauvignon in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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French Kiss
Ayala Champagne in a caramel covered wine glass and topped with bruleed sugar.
Cocktails & Shots
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“Money” Shot
House-made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top.
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“Lucky” Shot
House-made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
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Love Potion 69
It Doesn’t Matter if It’s Day or Night, This Potion will make you want to kiss everything in Sight! Smoochie, Smoochie! Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a Blend of Silky Sweet Almond infused Vodka, Vanilla Bean and Honey. Mounted with Our Housemade Whipped Cream.
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Slip Inside
All real, all made in house. Served chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, and house made coffee licker. Want to Lick & Sip?
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Hand Crafted Lickers
Available on the rocks or straight up. Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker , Coffee Licker or Irish Cream Licker Want to Lick & Sip?
Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker
Coffee Licker
Irish Cream Licker
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Minty Moaner
Chef-Crafted Irish Cream Licker. DeKuyper Crème de Menthe. Dark Chocolate Rim.
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The Old One-Two
A name inspired by the love our owners share and a drink that is a Classic with our own unique twist. This Old Fashioned begins with equality in a marriage of Four Roses Small Batch Bourbon and Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Bourbon Whiskey. Shares a kiss of Madagascar Vanilla and Orange Blossom. Then continues to copulate with amaro Fernet-Branca, a Filthy® Cherry with the Stem & Sphere Ice Cube.
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My Hubby's Nutz 2.0
Our version of a Pecan Pie Moonshine. This cocktail is sure to drive you crazy (the good way)! A powerful team of Oakheart Spiced Rum, Select Club Pecan Praline Whiskey, Maple and Pecans fool around in the dark to reproduce this beautiful moon baby. Rimmed in a blend of Cinnamon, Brown Sugar and Pecans.
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Hanky Panky
Hendrick’s Botanical Gin. Martini & Rossi Sweet Vermouth. Fernet-Branca. Half Rimmed in cinnamon-sugar-nutmeg blend.
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The Casanova
360 Double Chocolate Vodka. Frangelico Hazelnut Liqueur. DeKuyper Creme de Cocoa. House made Coffee Licker. Coffee Ice Cube.
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Midnight Vixen
Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Whiskey. Filthy Cherry. Lovo Prosecco.
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Super Soaker
Our ‘twisted chefs’ inspired chocolate-cake martini. From scratch chocolate cake gets super soaked in vodka for days to create the ultimate cocktail.
Coffee
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All Nighter
Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
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Late Night Rendezvous
You’ve Already Arrived here at Our Romantic Meeting Place, Why Not Make it Last a Bit Longer Tonight?! (It will be Our Little Secret!) Enjoy Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker Alongside and Then Inside our Warm Voluptuous Coffee Rimmed in Your Choice of: Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate or Caramel (Make it Extra Sweet by Choosing White Chocolate on the Rim).
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Cream in My Coffee
Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
Rimmed Beer
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Dream Box
DELIRIUM RED – ABV 8% Belgian Ale. Cherry & Elderberry. Rimmed in White Chocolate with Raspberry Sugar Rim. Sour Cherries, juicy raspberries, a touch of banana and almonds. Deep dark red color, with a light pink, compact and lacing head. Soft fruity aroma, with hints of almond and mildly sour cherries. Sweet and fruity, with a nice balance between sweet and sour. An excellent dessert beer.
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Gyration
Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass.
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Banana Hammock
Wells Banana Bread Beer in a Caramel Rimmed Glass.
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Milf Shake
Left Hand Milk Stout poured over Vanilla bean ice cream in a glass covered in white chocolate and topped with Malted milk balls.
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Vanilla Vibration
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale... oh so creamy. Served in a White chocolate rimmed beer glass and topped with Bruleed Sugar.
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Adult Apple
Red Wicked Apple Spiced Ale in a beer glass with a caramel rim.
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Man Candy 18.7 Oz
Strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
For Virgins
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Goo Goo
Q Spectacular Ginger Ale served in caramel rimmed flute.
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Choco Coffee
Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel, white chocolate, dark chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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Chocomilk
Chocolate rimmed & filled glass.
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Sexy Soda Float
Q Kola, Q Ginger Ale or Cream Soda with ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle.
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Saratoga Water 12 Fl Oz
Saratoga Still or Sparkling Water
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Rollover Rootbeer Float
Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle
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Hot Tea
Hot Tea by Tazo, Experience Tea the way it's Enjoyed in the Gardens. Caffeinated or Non Caffeinated.
Spirits
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Hennessy, V.S.O.P
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: Widely regarded as one of the greatest Cognacs, Hennessy has a tradition of producing Cognacs of the highest quality. The VSOP from Hennessy is the epitome of balance and class and is a blend of 60 different eaux-de-vie aged up to 15 years.
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Four Roses, Small Batch (90 proof)
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: The nose is mellow spice, rich fruit, hints of sweet oak & caramel. The palate is mellow, ripened red berries, dried spice, well-balanced, rich. The finish is soft, smooth & pleasantly long.
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Hendrick's, Gin
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: Hendrick’s is an unusual gin created from eleven fine botanicals. The curious, yet marvellous, infusions of rose & cucumber imbue our spirit with its uniquely balanced flavour resulting in an unimpeachably smooth and distinct gin.
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360 Chocolate Vodka
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer (4) of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: Made with four times distilled, five times filtered vodka. Sweet white chocolate and rich dark chocolate are paired to create rich sweet flavors.
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Spiced Bacardi Rum
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: A smooth, spiced rum with a hint of smokiness and a unique velvet-like smoothness. Rich and oaky on the nose, with hints of smoke and dried fruit. Slightly sweet and peppery with a noticeable rum-kick. Tastes great straight or combined with cola and served over ice.
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Jim Beam
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
The world's number one bourbon. Jim Beam was founded in 1795 and has been operated by one family for seven generations. We've always created bourbon our way, aging it twice as long as the law requires.
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Grey Goose Vodka
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: World's best tasting vodka. Single origin soft winter wheat from picardi and natural spring water from Gensac la Pallue. Every step of our process is designed to express the extraordinary character of our wheat. Naturally rich and full bodied taste with a smooth mouthfeel.
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Frangelico
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: The brand has roots that run 300 years deep and even the bottle speaks of an origin story. Shaped like a standing monk in a draped habit, the bottle contains a rich liqueur that is the perfect addition to coffees and other after-dinner drinks. The toasty taste of hazelnut is also great over ice.
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Pecan Praline S.C.
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: Aged in American Oak Bourbon Barrels. Tastes just like a pecan praline, eloquently balanced and not overly sweet. The pecan aromas on the nose carry right on through the palate and throughout the finish leaving you craving another sip.
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Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry
Cheers to you! We have carefully chosen these fine spirits for you to enhance your dining experience. Your choice: ‘Neat’ or ‘On the Rocks’. We offer an add on mixer of any of our bottled sodas (bottle delivered to you at the table, you pour as you go).
Q Kola Ale
Q Ginger Ale
Q Tonic
Root Beer
Cream Soda
Tasting Notes: With the perfect balance of dark cherry and bourbon flavors, Red Stag by Jim Beam has a warm, smooth finish that’s great on its own, mixed with cola or blended with iced tea and lemonade.
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Banfi, "Rosa Regale"
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Lovo Prosecco
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Michael David, "Freakshow" Cabernet Sauvignon
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MAAL, "Biutiful" Malbec
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Infamous Gold Cabernet Blanc
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Taylor Fladgate, "20 Year Old Tawny" NV
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Hess Select Pinot Noir
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La Perlina Moscato
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1000 Stories Gold Rush Proprietary Red Blend
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Sam Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
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Delirium Red Belgian Ale
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Wells Banana Bread
11.2 oz
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Left Hand Milk Stout
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Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Ale
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Sam Smith’s Strawberry Ale
18.7 oz
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Redd's Wicked Apple