Naughty By Nature

pure and innocent is what she may be on the outside but take one sultry swallow and your instincts will bring you to the naughty side. the allure of her voluptuous strawberry bosoms, ignite the passion fruit behind. inserted ever so coyly are layers deep of vanilla bean cake with a tart temptress of lime zest. she’s a sweet & sassy natural beauty from the inside, that will leave you lusting after her. don’t be a voyeur, be bold.

Caress My Carrot

embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and pecans deep within. being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (made with a gluten free flour, however we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).

Cookie Nookie Pie

you’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie. imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie while canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.

Perfect Partner

two chilly vanilla bean balls squirted with callebaut white chocolate

Italian Stallion

This well-endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse and a stroke of cinnamon. a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. a chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package.

Peanut Butter Perversion

nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. our deviantly corrupt “adult jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist.

Double Stuffed

can you handle this double stuffed oreo bread pudding?! traditional white texas toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. stuffed deep inside you’ll feel the vibration of those oreo cookies. if you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made cheesecake ice cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........

Missionary Crisp

amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of red delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "on top"….. a salted graham cracker crumble (aka "krack" - it tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with vanilla bean balls, cinnamon & caramel. (mom's family recipe)

The Morning After

You'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our Chocolate and Brie Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Homestyle Buttered up Bread Kiss Cinnamon Sugar and Toast to a perfect golden brown. Danish Brie Cheese & Dark Belgian Chocolate finish things off. Need to cool off after this? Just swallow our Strawberry Champagne Soup guaranteed to come on the side. (The name was inspired when recognized by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine in the Breakfast Category "Best Sandwich in America" Contest).

Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy.

Banana Bazooka

Sink your Smacker into this layered “crepe-like” tortilla torte. Big banging Banana hunks, a tickle of Caramel and a tease of Cinnamon bumping around with Callebaut White Chocolate ganache embraced in mildly sweet and sour cream. Topped with a tart brown sugar icing and a Heath Bar Crunch.

The Fever

Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy Chocolate Cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle Chocolate Pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white Vanilla Bean Balls.

Blueberry Birthday Suit

Welcome to the World, Blueberry Dream! Sweet & Savory Cinnamon Sugar buttered up Frenchie toast meets a Sexy Belgian White Chocolate, Jazzy & Fresh Blueberry and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. They get Warm and Cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and Procreate a Spiked Blueberry Compote in their state of complete Bliss. A blanket of Strawberry Champagne Soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.

Man Flowers

tall, dark, and handsome. this moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. after he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. you’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted irish cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art & caramel.

KINKY-er Cream Pie

Wet Your Whistle & Pucker Up! Do you prefer to differ from the norms of society? If so, embrace our interpretation of a Lime “Cream” Pie! Light, Airy & Silky Smooth Within….. while ‘Blossoming’ on both sides. This Tart Lime Cream Cloud gets laid on top of a bed of Brown Sugar Orange Blossom Shortbread Cookie. Heightened with a tickle of a Key Lime ‘Koolie’ that will make you pucker up! . (Chef Dani’s mom used to refer to she and her brothers “bootie” as their “Koolie” J - the real term for the sauce is ‘Coulis’)