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Naughty By Nature
pure and innocent is what she may be on the outside but take one sultry swallow and your instincts will bring you to the naughty side. the allure of her voluptuous strawberry bosoms, ignite the passion fruit behind. inserted ever so coyly are layers deep of vanilla bean cake with a tart temptress of lime zest. she’s a sweet & sassy natural beauty from the inside, that will leave you lusting after her. don’t be a voyeur, be bold.
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Caress My Carrot
embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and pecans deep within. being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (made with a gluten free flour, however we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).
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Cookie Nookie Pie
you’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie. imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie while canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, pecans and ooey gooey goodness. cohabitating with a vanilla bean ball caressed in caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.
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Perfect Partner
two chilly vanilla bean balls squirted with callebaut white chocolate
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Italian Stallion
This well-endowed package oozes an aura that is both smooth and strong. espresso soaked lady fingers, amaretto kissed cream cheese mousse and a stroke of cinnamon. a firm chocolate shortbread bottom begin the adoration. a chocolate whipped topping completes his handsome package.
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Peanut Butter Perversion
nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. our deviantly corrupt “adult jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) creates an innocently perfect twist.
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Double Stuffed
can you handle this double stuffed oreo bread pudding?! traditional white texas toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. stuffed deep inside you’ll feel the vibration of those oreo cookies. if you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made cheesecake ice cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........
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Missionary Crisp
amused polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of red delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "on top"….. a salted graham cracker crumble (aka "krack" - it tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with vanilla bean balls, cinnamon & caramel. (mom's family recipe)
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The Morning After
You'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our Chocolate and Brie Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Homestyle Buttered up Bread Kiss Cinnamon Sugar and Toast to a perfect golden brown. Danish Brie Cheese & Dark Belgian Chocolate finish things off. Need to cool off after this? Just swallow our Strawberry Champagne Soup guaranteed to come on the side. (The name was inspired when recognized by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine in the Breakfast Category "Best Sandwich in America" Contest).
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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake
Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy.
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Banana Bazooka
Sink your Smacker into this layered “crepe-like” tortilla torte. Big banging Banana hunks, a tickle of Caramel and a tease of Cinnamon bumping around with Callebaut White Chocolate ganache embraced in mildly sweet and sour cream. Topped with a tart brown sugar icing and a Heath Bar Crunch.
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The Fever
Smooth. Soft. Supple. A warm airy Chocolate Cake full of body that’s oozing a subtle Chocolate Pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool white Vanilla Bean Balls.
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Blueberry Birthday Suit
Welcome to the World, Blueberry Dream! Sweet & Savory Cinnamon Sugar buttered up Frenchie toast meets a Sexy Belgian White Chocolate, Jazzy & Fresh Blueberry and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. They get Warm and Cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and Procreate a Spiked Blueberry Compote in their state of complete Bliss. A blanket of Strawberry Champagne Soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.
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Man Flowers
tall, dark, and handsome. this moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer. after he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of chocolate stout ganache. you’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted irish cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate art & caramel.
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KINKY-er Cream Pie
Wet Your Whistle & Pucker Up! Do you prefer to differ from the norms of society? If so, embrace our interpretation of a Lime “Cream” Pie! Light, Airy & Silky Smooth Within….. while ‘Blossoming’ on both sides. This Tart Lime Cream Cloud gets laid on top of a bed of Brown Sugar Orange Blossom Shortbread Cookie. Heightened with a tickle of a Key Lime ‘Koolie’ that will make you pucker up! . (Chef Dani’s mom used to refer to she and her brothers “bootie” as their “Koolie” J - the real term for the sauce is ‘Coulis’)
Rimmed Wine
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French Kiss Affair
The Symbol of Pure Romance….. A Bottle of Ayala French Champagne presented Table Side with a Pair of Soft and Sultry Caramel Rimmed wine glasses dipped in Bruleed Sugar. Lick. Sip. Love. Ayala Champagne BRUT MAJEUR Wine Spectator Top 100 of 2011 The epitome of an elegant non-vintage brut from France. Made from the finest Chardonnay, Pinot Noir and Pinot Meunier grapes, Fresh & Elegant. Light gold, abundant fine bubbles. Delicate, unveiling notes of citrus, flowers and white fruits. Long finish.
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Lickin' Love
Glass of Pinot Noir covered in Belgian dark chocolate and a dribble of white chocolate.
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The Exhibitionist
This Bourbon Barrel-Aged Red Blend is Dark and Rich and attracts attention in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass. A Complex and Toasty blend of Merlot, Pinot Noir and Zinfandel.
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Klimax
Banfi's Rosa Regale Sparkling Red Wine in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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Sex Appeal
Sparkling Moscato from Italy in a white chocolate rimmed wine glass dressed with red sugar.
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Original “Choco-Cab”
Cabernet Sauvignon in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed wine glass.
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Berry Naughty
A glass of Biutiful Malbec in a Semi Sweet Chocolate Rimmed Glass, topped with Raspberry Sugar.
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French Kiss
Ayala Champagne in a caramel covered wine glass and topped with bruleed sugar.
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G-Spot
Infamous Gold 100% Cabernet Blanc. Vivacious and Fresh with a Blossoming Bouquet of Exotic and Spicy Fruit. A Swallow of Sweet Spices Tickle the Tongue with Grapefruit, Vanilla and Cinnamon. Hits the Spot Rimmed in a Caramel Rimmed Wine Glass
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Choco-Port
Taylor Fladgate Fine Tawny Port in a semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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Push My Button
Paringa “sparkling” shiraz in a dark chocolate rimmed wine glass.
Cocktails & Shots
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“Money” Shot
House-made coffee licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top.
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Love Potion 69
It Doesn’t Matter if It’s Day or Night, This Potion will make you want to kiss everything in Sight! Smoochie, Smoochie! Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker is a Blend of Silky Sweet Almond infused Vodka, Vanilla Bean and Honey. Mounted with Our Housemade Whipped Cream.
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Slip Inside
All real, all made in house. Served chilled up in a champagne flute. Chocolate slipped inside wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, and house made coffee licker. Want to Lick & Sip?
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“Lucky” Shot
House-made Irish Cream Licker served in a shot glass with homemade whipped cream on top
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Hand Crafted Lickers
Available on the rocks or straight up. Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker, Coffee Licker or Irish Cream Licker Want to Lick & Sip?
Hand Crafted Amaretto Licker
Coffee Licker
Irish Cream Licker
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Super Soaker
Our ‘twisted chefs’ inspired chocolate-cake martini. From scratch chocolate cake gets super soaked in vodka for days to create the ultimate cocktail.
Coffee
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Late Night Rendezvous
You’ve Already Arrived here at Our Romantic Meeting Place, Why Not Make it Last a Bit Longer Tonight?! (It will be Our Little Secret!) Enjoy Our Chef-Crafted Amaretto Licker Alongside and Then Inside our Warm Voluptuous Coffee Rimmed in Your Choice of: Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate or Caramel (Make it Extra Sweet by Choosing White Chocolate on the Rim).
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Cream in My Coffee
Master Baker Dani's handmade Irish Cream Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
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All Nighter
Master Baker Dani's handcrafted Coffee Licker served with our sexy spiced coffee in your choice of a caramel, dark chocolate, white chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed coffee glass.
Rimmed Beer
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Dream Box
DELIRIUM RED – ABV 8% Belgian Ale. Cherry & Elderberry. Rimmed in White Chocolate with Raspberry Sugar Rim. Sour Cherries, juicy raspberries, a touch of banana and almonds. Deep dark red color, with a light pink, compact and lacing head. Soft fruity aroma, with hints of almond and mildly sour cherries. Sweet and fruity, with a nice balance between sweet and sour. An excellent dessert beer.
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Man Candy
Strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass
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Milf Shake
Left Hand Milk Stout poured over Vanilla bean ice cream in a glass covered in white chocolate and topped with Malted milk balls.
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Gyration
Chocolate stout served in a dark chocolate rimmed beer glass.
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Adult Apple
Sam Smiths Organic Apple Cider in a Caramel Rimmed Glass.
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Vanilla Vibration
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale... oh so creamy. Served in a White chocolate rimmed beer glass and topped with Bruleed Sugar.
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Banana Hammock
Wells Banana Bread Beer in a Caramel Rimmed Glass.
For Virgins
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Goo Goo
Q Spectacular Ginger Ale served in caramel rimmed flute.
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Chocomilk
Chocolate rimmed & filled glass.
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Choco Coffee
Sexy Spiced House Coffee served in a caramel, white chocolate, dark chocolate, or semi-sweet chocolate rimmed glass.
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Sexy Soda Float
Q Kola, Q Ginger Ale or Cream Soda with ice cream and a white chocolate drizzle.
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Rollover Rootbeer Float
Rootbeer over ice cream with a chocolate & caramel drizzle.
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Hot Tea
Hot Tea by Tazo, Experience Tea the way it's Enjoyed in the Gardens. Caffeinated or Non Caffeinated.
Organic Darjeeling: Strong but sensitive - we like that in a tea. These golden orange pekoe tea leaves are grown on the rolling hills of Darjeeling, India.
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Saratoga Water
Your choice of Still or Sparkling water. (12oz)
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Koochie Koochie Kola
Craft small batch cola make this drink a unique and refreshing mocktail. Served to you with a champagne flute dipped in soft and silky caramel and a rim of cinnamon, sugar and nutmeg.
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Jones Soda
Root Beer or Cream Soda
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Banfi, "Rosa Regale"
Has a delicate bouquet of rose petals and offers sensuous flavors of fresh raspberries and strawberries. Its effervescence is softer than that of champagne, yet it yields a persistent and delicate pink froth.
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MAAL, "Biutiful" Malbec
The real beauty is inside and needs no makeup. That is "Biutiful", an essential and pure Malbec with no makeup to distract. It sees no oak at all, and is fermented in old cement vessels without either adding yeast or correcting acidity. Its essence is represented by the butterfly inside the cocoon, and only one who looks inside can appreciate its beauty.
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Infamous Gold Cabernet Blanc
The brilliant color is bright and lemony with golden touches. The pleasant nose is dominated by a fruity bouquet: citrus fruits, exotic and spicy fruits. The palate tastes like grapefruit, sweet spices (vanilla, cinnamon,) and ends with salty notes. A lot of freshness and vivacity in this wine which will be appreciated with Thai cuisine, poultry or as an aperitif.
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Lovo Prosecco
Pale straw color. Floral aromas and flavors of globe grapes, summer blossoms, and peach and apple skins with a supple, bright, fizzy, dryish light body and a smooth, carefree crushed gravel finish with fine, fruit tannins. A fruit forward Prosecco with ample minerality.
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Castello Del Poggio
Deep straw yellow with golden reflections, this moscato greets you with flavors of musk & peach, with deeper notes of honey & white flower. The palate is light, with an agile & elegant -yet compact- structure. Medium freshness & low minerality make this wine a pleasure to drink.
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1000 Stories Gold Rush Proprietary Red Blend
Lush, soft fruitiness precedes rich, concentrated notes of blackberry compote and black pepper spice rounded out with warm aromas of charred vanilla and caramelized sugar.
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Ayala, "Brut Majeur" Champagne
Pinot Noir and Chardonnay from the best grand- and premier crus bring vinosity and delicacy together in a very harmoniously balanced blend.The complement of Pinot Meunier adds a charming touch of fruitiness and liveliness.
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Ca Montebello Pinot Noir
A bright ruby red. It distinguishes itself with the typical hints of black currants and marasca cherries. A wine of great class.
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Crooked Path Cabernet
Smooth aromas of black cherry, vanilla and cola meet with a complex array of dried herbs on the nose of this bottling. Blackberry jam and melon flavors are dusted with cracked peppercorns and more herbs on the palate, upheld by structural tannins.
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Left Hand Milk Stout
MILK SUGAR IN YOUR STOUT IS LIKE CREAM IN YOUR COFFEE. Dark and delicious, America's great milk stout will change your perception about what a stout can be. Preconceived notions are the blinders on the road to enlightenment. Udderly delightful.
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Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Ale
Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale is our take on a classic American style of beer. We took a cold-conditioned cream ale, brewed with a hint of flaked corn and bourbon vanilla beans, and aged it in freshly decanted bourbon barrels for at least six weeks. Kentucky Vanilla Barrel Cream Ale's medium body and 5.5% ABV make it the perfect barrel-aged beer for an all day event.
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Sam Smith Organic Chocolate Stout
Brewed with well water (the original well, sunk in 1758, is still in use with the hard water is drawn from 85 feet underground), the gently roasted organic chocolate malt and organic cocoa impart a delicious, smooth and creamy character, with inviting deep flavors and a delightful finish – this is the perfect marriage of satisfying stout and luxurious chocolate.
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Lost Coast Tangerine Wheat Ale
[12oz] A refreshing citrus ale, Lost Coast Tangerine Wheat combines our Lost Coast Harvest Wheat with natural tangerine flavors. Brewed with a combination of wheat and crystal malts, and finished with Perle hops.
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Eagle Brewery Banana Bread
An inspired brew made with Eagle Brewery's own natural mineral water and Fairtrade bananas. Tempting Banoffee aromas and flavors are balanced by silky richness of a masterful malt blend and the peppery spice of the freshest ripest hops.
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Sam Smith Organic Strawberry Ale
Handcrafted at the tiny All Saints Brewery set in a time warp in Stamford using the old manually operated brewing equipment. Finest organically grown barley and wheat are used to create a complex ale which, having undergone primary and secondary fermentation with different yeasts and extended maturation, is taken to Samuel Smith’s small, independent British brewery at Tadcaster. There it is blended with pure organic cherry, strawberry, raspberry or apricot fruit juices and more organic beer to create fruit beers of considerable strength and flavour. The smooth distinctive character of the matured beer serves as the perfect counterpoint to the pure organic fruit juice.
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Delirium Red Belgian Ale
Pours a deep dark red color, with a light pink, compact and lacing head. Soft fruity aromas, with hints of almond and mildly sour cherries. Sweet and fruity flavors, with a nice balance between sweet and sour.
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Samuel Smith Organic Apple Cider
Bright straw-gold with excellent clarity, Samuel Smith’s Organic Cider has a light body with brilliant conditioning, a crisp clean flavor, and a dry finish. The bouquet is fresh apples, with a soft floral note.