SIGNATURE DESSERTS

Peanut Butter Perversion Pie

There's nothing immoral about this assertive peanut butter silk pie floating on top of a chocolate chip cookie dough crust. Don’t deprive yourself of this combination that’s poked and prodded with salted peanut and chocolate bark. Our deliciously corrupt “adult jelly” port wine dessert sauce creates an innocently perfect twist.

Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake

This rich, but light and airy, vanilla bean cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet sugar cookie dough crust. The creamy filling gets tickled & poked with pieces of salted popcorn chocolate bark. "Daddy" will give you whatever you want so we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted caramel sauce.

Morning After Dessert Sandwich

You'll feel ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our chocolate and brie grilled cheese sandwich. Homestyle buttered bread is kissed with cinnamon sugar and toasted to a perfect golden brown. Danish brie cheese and Belgian dark chocolate are warmed to a creamy filling inside. Sliced and ready to be dipped in our strawberry champagne soup guaranteed to come on the side. Named by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine as one of the best grilled cheese sandwiches in America.

Missionary Apple Crisp

Amused Polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of a buttery cake-like layer "on top" of Red Delicious "skin-on" apples smothered in an addictive salted graham cracker crumble known as Krack, flirting with vanilla bean ice cream balls, cinnamon & chef crated soft caramel. Inspired by Mom's family Recipe.

Cookie Nookie Pie

You’ll be sure to get some nookie when you spoon up this intense sweetie pie. Imagine the intimacy inside of a body temperature chocolate chip cookie dough canoodling in a fluffy blanket of flakey pie crust. Deeper inside you’ll find nibbles of chocolate, walnuts and ooey gooey goodness. Cohabitating with a vanilla bean ice cream ball caressed in chef-crafted soft caramel and semi-sweet chocolate.

Fever

Smooth, soft, supple, warm airy chocolate cake full of body oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool vanilla bean ice cream balls.

Blueberry Birthday Suit Dessert Sandwich

Sweet & savory cinnamon sugar buttered up Frenchie toast meets a sexy Belgian white chocolate, jazzy & fresh blueberry, and Danish brie cheesy kind of mate. They get warm and cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and procreate a spiked blueberry compote in their state of complete bliss. A blanket of strawberry champagne soup comes on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth.

Man Flowers Dark Chocolate Cake

Tall, dark, and handsome. This moist chocolate cake stands proud & erect with glimmers of chocolate stout beer baked deep inside. After he gets pumped up with a tart dark chocolate frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a top hat of stout chocolate ganache. You’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted Irish Cream ice cream, with a whisper of salty sweet chocolate lace & a drizzle of salted caramel.

Double Stuffed

Can you handle this double stuffed Oreo bread pudding? Traditional white Texas Toast gets slathered in a sweet white chocolate, brown sugar, and vanilla bean love custard. Stuffed deeper inside you’ll feel the vibration of those Oreo cookie crumbles. If you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around our house made Cheesecake Ice Cream bumped up beside this fine piece of...

Caress My Carrot Cake

Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. Show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and walnuts deep within. Being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. Made with gluten free flour.